Eve of poll caption contest special

11 Responses to “Eve of poll caption contest special”

  1. ZED45 says:

    EP “Hello Elwyn”

    KA “erm my names Kashif”

    EP “Oh shit… is this not Lib Dem HQ? Buggering sat nav”

  2. Barry Kirby says:

    “This is the man we didn’t try with as a sop to the Lib Dems, but once again Clegg couldn’t deliver” then in whisper “this won’t be the last fake smile before the close of poll tomorrow”

  3. James says:

    Not many people know that Oliver Hardy had much less success with his first comedy double act “Hardy & Hardy” before meeting Stan Laurel.

  4. Anne G says:

    “Eric is that half a baguette in your top pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”

  5. Becky M says:

    In a close run contest, t was becoming increasingly hard to decide who had in fact eaten all the pies.

  6. steve howard says:

    Two Fat Ladies 88

  7. Kevin says:

    More chance of their respective jacket buttons fastening than of coming second tomorrow…

  8. Mike says:


  9. mike says:

    Ashif – Dont worry, you can always have a lift home from the count in my newly adapted £70k ministerial Jag

  10. Robert says:

    Shit! burgers anyone.

  11. John Ruddy says:

    The sontaran commander had finally captured the Doctors new companion.

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