11 Responses to “Eve of poll caption contest special”

1. ZED45 says:

   January 12, 2011 at 8:02 pm

   EP “Hello Elwyn”

   KA “erm my names Kashif”

   EP “Oh shit… is this not Lib Dem HQ? Buggering sat nav”

2. Barry Kirby says:

   January 12, 2011 at 8:03 pm

   “This is the man we didn’t try with as a sop to the Lib Dems, but once again Clegg couldn’t deliver” then in whisper “this won’t be the last fake smile before the close of poll tomorrow”

3. James says:

   January 12, 2011 at 8:05 pm

   Not many people know that Oliver Hardy had much less success with his first comedy double act “Hardy & Hardy” before meeting Stan Laurel.

4. Anne G says:

   January 12, 2011 at 8:10 pm

   “Eric is that half a baguette in your top pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”

5. Becky M says:

   January 12, 2011 at 9:57 pm

   In a close run contest, t was becoming increasingly hard to decide who had in fact eaten all the pies.

6. steve howard says:

   January 12, 2011 at 10:03 pm

   Two Fat Ladies 88

7. Kevin says:

   January 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm

   More chance of their respective jacket buttons fastening than of coming second tomorrow…

8. Mike says:

   January 12, 2011 at 10:15 pm

   GO COMPAREEEE!!!!

9. mike says:

   January 12, 2011 at 10:48 pm

   Ashif – Dont worry, you can always have a lift home from the count in my newly adapted £70k ministerial Jag

10. Robert says:

    January 13, 2011 at 10:46 am

    Shit! burgers anyone.

11. John Ruddy says:

    January 13, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    The sontaran commander had finally captured the Doctors new companion.