It’s eight fifteen in the morning, and John Healey has a date with destiny. For a month Labour’s shadow health secretary has been sporting a moustache proud enough to stand comparison with a Sopwith Camel ace or Clement Atlee. But today the “mo” must go.
“It’s my contribution to Movember, the campaign to raise prostate cancer awareness. I was pretty shocked when I took over the health brief to discover the mortality rate from the disease. It’s treatable, but so many men leave it too late”.
A worthy cause. But down in the depths of the House of Commons barbers the fundraising for the prostate cancer charity hits a snag. Kelly the hairdresser bears bad tidings.
“I’m sorry Mr Healey, but I won’t be able to do it. I can’t use a razor”.
No razor. In a barbers?
“No. So sorry. Health and safety”.
John Healey elevates a quizzical eyebrow. “I’m going to have to raise this with Lord Young”. (more…)