HT to the great @johnprescott
UPDATE: JP will be picking his favourite caption and the winner will receive a signed copy of his book. You’ve got until Saturday evening to get your efforts in…
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Now I’ve got rid of the dead wood, time to launch Plan B.
At least he might paws before going to war
Just seen JP on beeb. Good work John.
“Why do I end up in charge when the country has gone to the dogs?”
“They still haven’t realised i’ve been pis*ing in the water jugs.”
“Everyone knows we’re living it up in £1000 a night hotels…Who let the cat out the bag?”
Now that I’ve chased out the rats. I’m off on holiday.;
I only asked where the pussy’s had gone?
The cat that got the cream? Chance’d be a fine thing. Hellooo. Anybody home?
I am feline kinda lonely with everyone gone on holiday
Where have the fat cats gone?
They promised to take me to the News International party this
Im moving in with Mr Obama!
First item on the agenda: Cats to get the vote.
Second item: Cat sterilisation to become illegal.
‘What’s happened here….? I smell a rat!’
“I ask for one simple request: Bring me the school children’s milk. And yet you fail me again. This will be the last time!”
2 weeks without Osborne shitting in my garden.
Well, they may be crap at running the country, but they’re bloody good at hide and seek!
The Cabinet room was cleared when all politicians who had recent lunch dates with News International execs were asked to leave the room.
“All ur cabinet R belong to us!” (It’s a nerdy net thing – go with it ;))
I will be taking over from here. My name? Chairman Meow…
Alone at last, but would leaving me in charge be a Cat-astrophe?
After it was revealed water found on Mars they left…….no recession there
The Government paw-ses while the Economy melts
where’s all the aristocats gone.
EduCATion EduCATion EduCATion
Okay – Emergeny Catinet – David’s Ontherun and Nick’s CLegged off!
I smell sh*te !
Who let the dogs out?. who , who …
Call me chairman Meow
“There’s nobody here but us chickens.”
I guess they realised they could ruin the country just as well abroad!
I am sure there is a kebab hidden here somewhere from J Prescott’s days.
Moggy Thatcher: “There will be no Milk Snatchers on my watch”
I thought we were all supposed to be in this together?
Moggy Thatcher: “This pussy’s not for turning!”
George Galloway gets up on the table “Shall I be the Cat?”
Unlike the rest of the Lib Dems I have a bit of bottle!
…. 99, 100. Coming to find you. Ready or not.
There’s a cat amongst the…. Oh wait.
Not enough room to swing a politician in here!
Everyone saw through the excuses when the government failed even to locate a black cat.
Very party political. How dissapointing of you all.
Now Cameron, I’ll show you how it’s done!
Unlike the cabinet I’m not conceited… I’m purrrrfect
As the curtain closed on the final movie, Harry Potter entered the cabinet office to cast one last spell…
“So it’s agreed, compulsory catnip planting in all UK gardens and a ban on spaying. Any objections?” *thinks to self. This government lark is easy*
“Poor planning makes Cameron a piss poor performing prime minister, so it’s time for this pussy to take over…meow”
Humphrey: “I’ll check under the table in a sec. They must be here somewhere….surely?”
Great. Now lets paws for thought.
I always land on my feet, unlike these useless bastar*s