HT to the great @johnprescott
UPDATE: JP will be picking his favourite caption and the winner will receive a signed copy of his book. You’ve got until Saturday evening to get your efforts in…
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The country might be better off with out them, but how do I get the lid off my Kitty Kat
With the Cabinet on holiday, Larry found the perfect place to hide after he heard Boris Johnson was around and “constantly on the look-out for pussy”.
There’s only room for one pussy at this table.
A natural paws in the process of government
‘How conspicuous that calls to decriminalize drugs have coincided with an exodus of cabinet ministers’
“Every time the Cabinet does a U-turn, God kills a kitten.”
“If you think it’s bad this week with a cat running the country, wait till next week when I’m on holiday and Nick Clegg’s in charge”
Typical! They fart and I get the blame.
I’ve heard of rats leaving a sinking ship, but this is ridiculous!
I know Lansley wanted Paws for Thought on the NHS, but this is ridiculous!
Pussies, the lot of ’em!
Where have all the fatcats gone?
Whoops we thought *Pussy Power* went when John Major was kicked out….looks like *Egg on the Face* all over again.
99, 100 coming ready or not
Ok, Piers…I’m in. I’ll find a quiet corner. They should here in about 10 minutes.
Larry piddled while Rome burned
I could have sworn they said there was a meeting of the Cat-inet today!
I always knew this day would come!
Dave and Nick said sorry for dashing off in the current economic climate – but theyve left some money in the kitty
“now…where shall I sit?”
Larrys thinking, “Hmmm. Now where does Cameron sit? Think I’ll ‘table a motion’.”
So you’re all out sorting your expenses are you? …. Purrrrlease!
Hmm, I could table a motion..
Rebekah Brook’s familiar presses the wrong switch and makes the cabinet rather than herself invisible
Nao da cabbinet haz fled da sinkin ship, I can haz ratz!!1!
Anyone for croquet?
Who put the cat in catastrophe?
Is this the final cat-alyst that brought down the government?
Who’s holding the purrs strings now, George?
Eenie, meenie, miny, mo……….. on whose chair should this hairball go?
Professor McGonagall successfully ends the reign of terror engulfing the Muggle world too.
Government’s e-petition idea backfires as millions declare larry the only cabinet attendee worthy of his place
Government’s e-petition plans backfire as country declares larry the only cabinet attendee worthy of his place
The Cabinet ran away in panic, but someone let the cat out of the bag…
As Butch Cattidy declared “I’ve come for my Paw”, the saloon emptied.
Well, that’s all the rats cleared from the Cabinet Office meeting room – now for Tory Party HQ!
Hmmm. I thought I could smell something fishy, but it turns out it’s George’s economic policy…
“Larry the Cat is allowed into the cabinet room more often than Nick Clegg”
Once again Larry was the only one who didn’t have an appointment with someone from News International.
Obsorne’s attempts to emulate the ‘Celtic Tiger’ has a predictable result.
Larry thought that the Govenrment measures to protect wildlife and promote green spaces were going a bit too far…
No one realised the Cabinet had been exchanged for a cat – until someone took a photograph…
“Cuts? I thought Dave said Cats?”
Claws Four – Still On The Table
I saw you kicking my litter over, Nick Clegg. You can hide, but you can’t run from me forever!
Cabinet goes missing as Larry confirms dead cat bounce is over
Run cat, before John Prescott eats you too!
Ok who let the cat out of the bag.
Well, that’s all the rats cleared from the Cabinet Office meeting room and sent scurrying off to Celebrity Big Brother auditions! – Now for Tory Party HQ!
running out of ideas, they left Larry to choose the next Tory manifesto