HT to the great @johnprescott
UPDATE: JP will be picking his favourite caption and the winner will receive a signed copy of his book. You’ve got until Saturday evening to get your efforts in…
Tags: Caption contest, John Prescott
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“It’s a good thing I HAVE got nine lives……with THIS kind of an army, I’ll NEED’ EM!!”
“They forgot to put out the cat…The cat?!?! I’m the cat!!!”
Who’s a scaredy cat now then ?
Vince, come out, i know your under there.
Nothing for lunch! I’ve heard about rats deserting a sinking ship but this is ridiculous.
Too late Mr Bond……………..my deputy is running things now!
Dave and Nick interpretation of ‘Tom & Jerry’
Where’s Rupert?
Labour’s long awaited Meow Meow Uprising
Oh, silence, this lovely silence. Let us be silent, that we may hear the whispers of the voters
Well, that’s got rid of those nasty, scheming, rotten rats
The coalition agreement turned out to be a cat-alogue of errors.
Same old blank faces and empty promises. I can see right through them…
When the cat’s away the mice will play, mice all gone on holiday instead.
due to cutbacks its no longer 3 Lions but 1 cat
Larry’s job of keeping the rats out of Downing Street proved TOO effective!
Jacob Rees-Moggie brought into the Cabinet…
with all the rats gone, larry won the confidence vote.
It looks like the cat got more than their tongues.
“Grrrrrrrr, that scared ya…” Or ~ Pussy cat, pussy cat in a pea green sinking boat…
Those guys got through their nine lives very quickly…
WTF?????
I can has control of country?
Prime Minister denies claims of elitism as the Eton cat becomes newest Cabinet member.
“When I left my secret ‘deposit’ on the agenda pad on the cabinet table, I never thought they’d turn it into a government policy.”
For once the Number 10 cat was the only pussy in the Cabinet Office
Damn! No-one to crap on.
I’m replacing John Prescott as the cabinet Fat Cat!
“I think I shall be Minister for Fish and Belly-Rubs please”
“What am i going to do without the NOTW for my litter tray?”
scargill the cat purrs when i said everyone out, i did not mean you lot
Wow…Highest average IQ this rooms seen for over a year.
The cat would do a purrrrfectly good job at PM (while the cat’s away so-to-speak)!
Meanwhile, in Downing Street, the Lady’s Not for Purring!
“Last night I saw the cabinet chair
The little millionaires who were not there
I didn’t vote for them anyway
I wish, I wish they’d go away
When I asked about the economy
The millionaires stood around blaming me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn’t see them there at all
Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more
Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door
Last night I saw the cabinet chair
The little millionaires who were not there
They weren’t there again today
Oh, how I wish they’d go away”
(with apologies to Hughes Mearns and the world of poetry in general)
Yet again, the government had confused ‘fairness’ with ‘furriness’.
Cameron’s desperation to distance himself from News International becomes clear when Larry the cat is unveiled as the new Director of Communications.
I’m preparing to table a motion
After a lot of hard work, Larry managed to get rid of all the rats in No.10.
You can all come out now
It was a choice between Andy Coulson or Larry to run the country while the Government was on holiday, but in the end the cat had the higher security clearance.
“Guys? Guys?! I can’t hold it in much longer! If you don’t bring me a White Paper soon I’m going to have to just take a dump outside and you won’t be able to make it into official government policy!”
Cats in the cabinet room aren’t unusual, after all didn’t Prezza have two jaguars!
The Government’s e-petitions initiative backfires spectacularly after cats learn how to use the internet.
Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle all over the swanky room, johnny p laughed to see such fun and ozzy ran away to the sun.
…I don’t think I’m supposed to… but there IS a lingering whiff that’s encouraging me.
im the ghost of the meows of the world, you all feeling hacked off and left
Get Gideon on the blower! He’ll be getting no dead cat bounce on my watch!
“Democracy is rubbish an auto-cat-ic state works much better see”
While the cabinets away the economy will plunges into disarray