HT to the great @johnprescott
UPDATE: JP will be picking his favourite caption and the winner will receive a signed copy of his book. You’ve got until Saturday evening to get your efforts in…
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I meant “While the cat’s away the economy plunges into disarray
Come on guys , stop hiding, I only said we MIGHT invite Lord Prescott back to give us a helping hand.
8 out of 10 cabinet members (who showed a preference) said that they deserved a holiday
Attempt 3 I really meant “While the cabinet’s away the economy plunges into disarray”
Right that’s the rat problem sorted. I’m away to Speakers’s House to get a tummy rub off Sally Bercow.
8 out of 10 members of the public (who expressed a preference) said the cat would do a better job than the cabinet
The cat’s been let out the bag, the Tories can’t run the economy.
Cameron insists that Murdoch visits No.10 In disguise from now on.
Ronery.. I’m so ronery …
Very well, alone!
(David Low)
In other news concerns for missing cabinet members were eased today when Number 10 advised it’s most experienced member was in charge.
*swallow* ‘All gone. They’ll knight me for this’
Sorry – the cabinet’s unable to take your call, please leave a message after the paws…erm and the Daily Mail will get back to you.
Welcome to the Black & White Minister Show
“it’s a catastrophe: I’m only in charge for August!”
Unpopular guest speaker at the Ailurophobic summer conference.
Pussy Cat Pussy Cat, where have you been?
I’ve been up to London – no MP’s to be seen
Pussy Cat Pussy Cat, what did you glean,
David Cameron’s voice on an answer machine
Budget cuts in the pencil sharpener dept sees Larry promoted
Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?
I frightened the cabinet under the chair
Soaring holiday costs sees Cabinet members sharing glasses of water
It’s all about about claws and’defect
Oh Well – I suppose somebody had to pull the short claw
Because Larry had only been in Downing street for a few months he was unaware that it is Government policy to vacate the country in the face of a crisis.
I don’t know where they went – I just pressed paws and defeat…..
Larry felt very smug that he had been the only member of the cabinet not to book a holiday with ‘Hoildays4U’.
“With all the cuts taking place in here you’d think they could have sorted me a cat-flap…”
Postman Pat felt the weight of the country on his shoulders
“Come on guys, where are you? I need some more of those NHS plans for my litter tray.”
Like the cat, we’re all stuffed!
“I will admit the poo in the lobby is mine and so is the mouse you found in your slipper, but David you can’t pin the mess with the economy on me I am only a Cat!
Where have all the Rats gone?
Four legs good, two legs bad!
After phone hacking scandal, News International find a new way of ‘hacking’.
Dear Larry’s in charge of Number 10
So – Whose in charge of the rudder?!
Don’t worry yourself – the economy’s fine
Ed Milliband’s sent for his bruther
Pet Passports. another good Labour policy forgotten by the Coalition.
There’s never a sofa around when you need one….
😎
Governing… it’s like herding cats.
🙂
Blair’s Babes… better than Cameron’s Pussy. 😉
I knew the Tories were fans of small government but this is ridiculous.
😎
If you promise to send me a book, I’ll promise to stop posting stupid captions. 🙂
budget cuts strike right to the heart of government.
2011 – The year of Government Cat-backs
The Ministers’ cat is a caretaking cat.
Catastrophe as The Cabinet ‘paws for thought’
After Larry explained that everything they touch collapses around them, terrified Cabinet Ministers hold meetings under table.
John Press-cat will play while the cabinet’s away.
1. The government’s a pussy.
2. There has been a cat waiter to the ghost of governments past for over 500 years!
3. Professor McGonagle turned up to represent the ministry of magic, but found all the other ministers appeared to have gone to their own fantasy world.
To celebrate the launch of the latest Harry Potter film, the Cabinet played with their invisibility cloaks. Larry wished they’d grow up.
Well, thats the rats sorted – What neouw ?
“I hate this time of year… Prime Minister on holiday with Hosni Mubarak, Deputy Prime Minister off ******* his secretary and me left all alone. I can’t wait for Labour to get back in and raise ethical standards in public life.”