HT to the great @johnprescott
UPDATE: JP will be picking his favourite caption and the winner will receive a signed copy of his book. You’ve got until Saturday evening to get your efforts in…
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Oh! Where have all the Fat Cats gone ?
Where is everyone, playing croquet?
Picture Caption : Whoa !! where’s all the other pussies ?
That’s the vermin taken care of, now where are the rats?
Coalition cabinet downgraded by S and Paws
Where’s Thatcher?
Hmm. The Cabinet appears to have used up its nine lives…
Whose running the government? I AM ! – I’m more than just a cat …… I’m an IAMS cat.
Where is the government?
Oh – haven’t you heard
Dave’s gone swimming in Italy
Please don’t be absurd!
The world is in crisis
Whilst shares start to plummet
Things are looking quite bad
Lord they’re calling a summit!
The cat sat nonpussed…
“What is it you fear
They make no bloody difference
When they’re all sitting here!”
By the way – I meant the cat sat nonplussed – but thought non-pussed sounded rather better. That’s it – no more, I await Mr Preston’s considerations!
Blimey the cabinet have all rushed off to buy cheap shares, wish they’d have told me!
Don’t know what all the fuss is about them being away – When they are here they only flip coins every two weeks to see if a decision carries on into the next fortnight.
Back soon, gone for a meeting with Murdoch!