Caption contest, Rory Stewart special

Captions please.


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24 Responses to “Caption contest, Rory Stewart special”

  1. Terry says:

    “Is there a 24 hour Tesco around here?”

  2. Peter says:

    “… and this is a photo of me talking to a typical constituent”

  3. teessidedazza says:

    “Didn’t I know your newphew at Eton?”

  4. Gordon says:

    “Even if their trousers fall down you won’t escape on me”

  5. Michael Reeves says:

    “Good day, I’m from the Conservative Party…why the long face?”

  6. Neil Foster says:

    “Are you the farmer?”

  7. Owain Gardner says:

    Stewart to Horse:

    “These trousers? Why, they’re held up with string!”

  8. Andy Kinsey says:

    “ahem… i feel like steak”

  9. jockstrap says:

    can you tell me where the horse steak restaurant is around here.

  10. Gordon says:

    “Why yes, I am playing pocket billiards, how could you tell ?”

  11. Mick says:

    If I need a horse head to put in a bed I’ll be back.

  12. julie reid says:

    “Will you marry me?”

  13. AmberStar says:

    Rory: How about a vote of confidence for your MP then?

    Horse: The neighs have it.


  14. JeffC says:

    I’m a Tory so I’m allowed to dump anywhere I like – what’s your excuse?

  15. Hal says:

    And could you help me back down to the road?

  16. Charlie L says:

    “No, really, there are a number of asses in the cabinet. You should think about it”.

  17. Charlie L says:

    “No, I totally agree, ignore David Davis – it was a great film”

  18. Charlie L says:

    Rory: “Yes, honestly, don’t believe the press, I was misquoted, you’re all welcome, it’s a Big Society!!!”

    Horse: “What a load of old pony”

  19. Charlie L says:

    “I’ve never voted Tory before, but seems like you’re a real ass”

    [just for old times’ sake]

  20. fegrig says:

    Is this the way to Kabul?
    Af ghan and made a terrible!
    One lump or two….sugar, I mean sugar!

  21. Ribena says:

    Is rory stewart saying to the horse, “do you want to come to my new north african milkshake imporium/disco, “shake djibouti”‘ and is the horse saying, “no”?

  22. Susan says:

    “See what I mean about these terrible yokels, this one hasn’t shaved for weeks”

  23. becky says:

    Reluctant horse unwilling to co-operate after fleeing to the country after the Wilfred Emmanuel_Jones fiasco.

  24. JeffC says:

    Yes yes yes, being a horse is all you’ve ever done – but I’m sure you’ll find something part-time. How does a cow grab you?

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