Another bad week for the Education Secretary. Captions please.
Tags: education, Michael Gove, wacky races
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“Drat! Double Drat! Step on it before they ask me about acadamies again.”
“No, no as I said it’s an F1 car not a go kart. Oh whoops my mistake it is a go kart afterall”
I only got this car because I heard people say the ministerial team for education were grand prix
I got 41 problems but this aint one…
‘Drat! I thought this would GO VEry fast … almost as fast as the Academies Bill went through Parliament in fact!’
Come in fortyone – your time is up !
Only just off the start line Michael Gaffemacher finds himself back-pedalling- straight into a BSF school building he had cut from the programme. Despite the shock of the collision he remains oblivious to the fact that the vehicle, sponsored by Wikileaks, has been adorned with the actual number of schools to have registered a formal interest in academy status, thus ensuring further back-pedalling within the first lap. Meanwhile the head of the would-be-axed school, smiles knowingly, thoroughly enjoying the unanticipated spectacle.
I shall call this my Gove-kart!
One day I’ll be able to drive this without my mum coming along
Come in Number 41, Your time is up.
“it is the only thing i’m actually in control of”
“Now 41+11, that’s a tough one…I can’t get no SATS or action!”
Better sit on it – must not let this little boy actually drive it ! Wonder where his mum got to ?
On your mark – get set – oops ! nowhere to go !!
Choice of ministerial cars was limited after Labour had screwed the nations finances.