Caption contest: Michael Gove wacky races special


Another bad week for the Education Secretary. Captions please.

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15 Responses to “Caption contest: Michael Gove wacky races special”

  1. Emma says:

    “Drat! Double Drat! Step on it before they ask me about acadamies again.”

  2. Micheal says:

    “No, no as I said it’s an F1 car not a go kart. Oh whoops my mistake it is a go kart afterall”

  3. John Cook says:

    I only got this car because I heard people say the ministerial team for education were grand prix

  4. Dave says:

    I got 41 problems but this aint one…

  5. Col says:

    ‘Drat! I thought this would GO VEry fast … almost as fast as the Academies Bill went through Parliament in fact!’

  6. doreen ogden says:

    Come in fortyone – your time is up !

  7. Beth says:

    Only just off the start line Michael Gaffemacher finds himself back-pedalling- straight into a BSF school building he had cut from the programme. Despite the shock of the collision he remains oblivious to the fact that the vehicle, sponsored by Wikileaks, has been adorned with the actual number of schools to have registered a formal interest in academy status, thus ensuring further back-pedalling within the first lap. Meanwhile the head of the would-be-axed school, smiles knowingly, thoroughly enjoying the unanticipated spectacle.

  8. gideonsaysyah says:

    I shall call this my Gove-kart!

  9. Fegrig says:

    One day I’ll be able to drive this without my mum coming along

  10. John Cook says:

    Come in Number 41, Your time is up.

  11. David Butler says:

    “it is the only thing i’m actually in control of”

  12. Andrew J Chandler says:

    “Now 41+11, that’s a tough one…I can’t get no SATS or action!”

  13. doreen ogden says:

    Better sit on it – must not let this little boy actually drive it ! Wonder where his mum got to ?

  14. doreen ogden says:

    On your mark – get set – oops ! nowhere to go !!

  15. Choice of ministerial cars was limited after Labour had screwed the nations finances.

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